Ok so last night my wife was watching American Idol in the bedroom and since I was dead tired I had to be in the same room as the second hour of the program. So I started wondering what it would take to make me enjoy watching that rediculous piece od detritus.

1. A new set of hosts. Since Randy is the only one left in any way connected with the original show I say go with an all new jeduging staff. Who is my dream staff you ask?
1. Head judge: Christopher Walken
2. Johnny Depp
3. Kevin Spacey (or if you need a woman on the board, I say Natalie Portman)
4. With occasional stand in judge Robin Williams.
With them behind the table I would watch every episode. Or at the very least replace Seacrest with Christopher Walker.

2. I heard Seacrest say that they now have to start singing for their lives. Make that the actual situation. Every week the two worst singers are pitted in a fight to the death against one another. The winner of the gladitorial style match is given one week to recover (unless it is the finals) and then they are allowed back into the show.

So there are the two things that would make me want to watch the show. What would do it for you?

Heavy Metal bands to make the next cut. Screw all this hip-hop country bullshit.

for J-ho to leave

What would make me enjopy watching American Idol.

The judges:

Lemmy Kilmister
James Hetfield
Sharon Osbourne

the host: some blonde with huge tits

contestants are not allowed to sing R & B, pop or anything played on adult contemporary radio

contestants MUST have had one of the following happen to them previously:

near death by drug overdose
car accident and run from the police
band member die in bus/airplane accident
caught on fire while on stage

do all that and I'll watch American Idol

the only time I watched the show is in the audition phases b/c they are wretched and hilarious.
This year I didn't watch them at all since Simon is gone, and J-Lo is on board. I can't stand her.. and Steven Tyler looks like a walking drag-queen corpse

Id settle for:

A superior vantage point
A .50cal barret light sniper rifle with a SHITLOAD of ammunition
And rihanna to be my bikini clad spotter.


LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!!

Id give em reality tv,the reality being.....

....damn look how far J-lo flew across the stage after being hit by a .50 calibre shell.

a very VERY large dose of seditive-hypnotic.

American Idol would be worth watching if it were about who could take the hardest punch!

We could start of by bringing Simon back and breaking that jaw of his on national TV.