Paris Hilton is confused. And why shouldn't she be? Cocaine does bear a striking resemblance to chewing gum. So it would be natural for her to think a little white baggie of the former, which fell out of her purse during a traffic stop last weekend, was actually the latter. Wouldn't it?

The 29-year-old hotel heiress and her nightclub owner boyfriend Cy Waits were pulled over in Las Vegas because officers said they smelled marijuana smoke wafting from their car. Not only did Hilton claim the bag containing .8 grams of coke wasn't hers -- nor was the purse because it was "too cheap" -- she also said of the mysterious substance that "she had not seen it but now thought it was gum," according to the police report. The authorities didn't buy it and charged her with felony drug possession.

LOL....

Sounds like Paris to me

Sigh. lol. Nothing this tramp does suprises me.

You guys leave her alone...I mistake my heroin for jolly ranchers all the time...jeeez

Here I thought I was alone in this. I thought my weed was parsley. NO WONDER everyone liked that dish!

"Gee officer, I thought the gun was only a toy. See I realized my mistake after shooting the third person...."

Truthfully they should put jer, the Lohan chick and a handful more fo these "starlets" on a boat and then sink it in the middle of the ocean. See if the sharks get dumber after eating tthem.

This doesn't suprise me. Lets put her in jail for seven days I mean 90 days... man our justice system is a joke.

i read about this last week and all i can say is W.T.F..i also read that she twittered that she was watching family guy after she was released while her boy-toy was still in jail.she is a complete idiot and if she walks on this then there is definetely something wrong with this country's legal system.

Dumbassery at it's almost highest point. I think someone will come along some day and beat this. DUMBASSERY!!!

Let's not forget Paris Hiltons' contributions to the film world.

-House of Wax (2005): 2006 Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress
-The Hottie and the Nottie (2008): 2009 Razzie for Worst Actress & Worst Screen Couple
-Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008): 2008 Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress
-...and: 2010 Razzie for Worst Actress of the Decade

Who remembers this tidbit: "Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game." The game was actually named Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam. She forgot the name of her own cell phone game! Ditz!

You mean it`s not???